Look at all these things it's far too cold for!
Pretty, aren't they?
Look at them.
Aren't they nice?
Why, once you're tired from a hard day's surfing, these lovely things'll be just perfect for hanging out on the beach!
You could always chill in the jacuzzi - nothing like a quick dip to take your mind off the scorching heat!...
Hey, what's wrong?
What's the matter? Why are you crying?