Look at all these things it's far too cold for!
Pretty, aren't they?
Look at them.
Aren't they nice?
Why, once you're tired from a hard day's surfing, these lovely things'll be just perfect for hanging out on the beach!
Or hey, if you're too tired for the beach, why not just have the volleyball team come round to your pad and have a barbeque instead!
You could always chill in the jacuzzi - nothing like a quick dip to take your mind off the scorching heat!...
Hey, what's wrong?
What's the matter? Why are you crying?
I don't even think those sandles are that nice. It's the principle.