Thursday, 26 February 2009

almost offended.

"What's your stripper name?" he asks. I bristle.

"Is it The Baker?" And all is forgiven.

Sunday, 15 February 2009

best stage directions ever.

"she tries to get over the Wall, and just as she gets hold of the Top the Bricks give way, she falls, and some Bricks which are supposed to hurt her very much."